Tsianina Joelson
Sexy

Long of hair and tight of rear, Tsianina Joelson’s brunette beauty and tight body has taken her a lot of places. The fitness model won 1997 Fitness America Championship, leading to a gig hosting the workout videoMTV Daily Burn – Kick, Dance & Firm (1998). That same year, she made a brief appearance on the teen soap Malibu, CA as Megan. A couple years later, the hot Tsianina went full force into an acting career, popping up in a 2000 episode of Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane, then jumping to the big screen for a turn in the Freddie Prinze Jr. vehicle Boys and Girls (2000). And then came Bring It On (2000), the fan favorite and cult classic for those indoctrinated in the Kirsten-Dunst-is-hilarious fan club. As cheerleader Darcy (She’s bitchin’, great hair, the boys all love to stare), the audience is treated to the built babe in short skirts, cropped tops, and tight leggings, not to mention a bikini car wash and a locker-room scene—feel free to ogle the goodies. Other notable big-screen gigs include Marianne Donovan in Held for Ransom (2000) with Dennis Hopper, as Amy in the franchise film American Pie 2 (2001), and as Stacy in According to Greta (2009) with Hilary Duff. With her fab figure and muscles, the Oregon native was a natural to play the character of Varia on the TV series Xena: Warrior Princess from 2000-2001, and Mr. Skin was impressed with the loin-cloth skirt and push-up fringed bra top. Then again, it’s hard not to be impressed by this hard-bodied hottie.